Chronicles Of A Handsome, Charming, Lest of All Egotistic, Likeable Rag Doll

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<< This is me and my owner, Vincent. Life is rather dandy for the both of us, just hanging out there, enjoying the sights and sounds and the girls - the simple things in life. ^_^ Normally, we communicate through telepathy, but recently we've decided to stop making people think Vincent's crazy (because when we talk to each other he looks really weird), and start educating the world on our relationship...

*winks* (Ouch I HATE winking, it hurts when I forget which eye is still attached)

1.12.2003

Korny Blog #3: AAAAH!!!

AAAAH!! that wimpy dumbass of an owner Vincey has AGAIN managed to PISS the heck outta me! THAT ARSEHOLE has decided to go to some far-whereabout place called Maclacca or something... It sounds like some wonderful MacDonald land where enormous arousing french fries rule supreme... and HE can be there and I can't!!

Grrr... I'm gonna start thinking of him and put pins in myself. (no, in case you're wondering if you put pins in a voodoo doll, the doll doesn't hurt - only the person whose pain was intended for)

Don't miss me SUCKAS! +_-!~

Posted on 1.12.2003 at 9:22 AM | Comments (0) | Permanent Link